Well I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas. I did, I had to work today (Yes, Work. All movie entertainment places are open,) but since everything was done early my boss let me leave early. Go Boss Man! So I was able to open my gifts with my sis and brother(in-law) and the twins, who are so adorable!!!!! My niece has actually started saying Auntie!!!! Yea!!

I got a few gifts today that I'm absolutely in love with, Scene It! (The Game...I'm so in love with it! I can't wait to play it!!!) The second book in the Bartimaeus Trilogy by Jonathon Stroud uhmmm....The first was... The Amulet of Samarkand the second is.....The Golem's Eye that's it! It's a children's book, well ok it's in the children's literature section probably geared for 12 year olds or so but they're really good! Not Harry Potter good, there's too many footnotes. The footnotes are some of the more amusing bits of the book. Smart alec comments from one of the characters, it's quite interesting really.

And the wind chimes I got, They're and moons and stars cut out of rock and polished strung on fishing line and wooden rings....*sigh* so pretty!!!

Oh and one more thing, I finally, finally! after like 3 years of asking got a keeper for my chain to hang my pendants on it, I also got a pendant for it so I now have three on there. A heart, A key, and my zodiac symbol (the centaur, which zodiac is that? ;) ). Those are the ones I am totally gaga over. The other ones are all equally as good I mean, I've got the new Boris Vallejo Calendar and the Charmed Calendar (One for the basement, one for my bedroom!) and oh my god!
I almost didn't write it in!

Ok, my mom won't buy me slinky pajamas, (satin/silk nighties) but she will however buy me hanes brand THONGS!!!!!!!!! They're pretty and coloured funky colours. But that's not all, no no, E.F. has another story to tell.

It dates back to late November, I was at my aunt's we were going to watch Around the World in 80 Days and....oh maybe it was Shrek 2....? I think that was it. Anyway, We're sitting around the table (My aunt, my two cousins and myself) and I hear this story about how my aunt was wondering if her dildo...or a dildo was dishwasher safe and I blurted out with, "Might be as long as there's no batteries". Ok, how would 'little innocent E.F. know that?' Well uhm...ok, so they found out about my little pal Henri, a dbl A vibe...(which has power!) ok, and not only did they find out about him, they dragged out that a friend of mine named him. Ok. So they haven't let that go, but apparently very recently my Aunt and her eldest daughter went to the Sex Store, and bought 'Henry' a christmas gift. What was it? Toy Cleanser.

Oh wait, that's not all.

What did they buy me???

A Chocolate Penis Sucker.

A Chocolate Penis Sucker.

I just about died laughing when I opened it.

I mean seriously!!!!! How many of you out there can honestly say your Aunt would buy you a Chocolate Penis Sucker and toy cleanser knowing full well that it will be used (and tasted) {but not in that order}.

Not only that, how many of you would go into a sex store with your mom to get a laugh on your cousin? I give her kudos man, I mean I don't think my mom knows I've been to a sex store. Which by that reason alone probably means she does. It's weird how parent's know things. Anyway, I should go to bed soon. I'm going to be visited by the relatives from HELL!!! tomorrow. Who are staying indefinately by the way. *shudders* Someone please rescue me??? Please? With Cherries and handcuffs on top?

*Curls up into a little ball and tries to hide*

EroticFae

For the Best


The glue begins to crack and the flesh is
peeling back. Open and bloody sores revealing my very core.
Bared for all to see, is the weakness within
me.
The words I used so well from bruised and
bloody lips they fell,tear stained cheeks
and bloodshot eyes I truly had believed your
lies.
This is the weakness within me, this is what
you do to me.
Scatterbrained, and unhinged, I feel as
though my body's been singed, by the flames
we once encouraged, Never once was I
discouraged,I had faith in you and I,
Now I only wish that I could die.
Relieve myself of this dreadful pain,
Rejoin my father on the other plain.
Maybe then my body will be at rest.
Maybe that's what would be best.

DarkEros

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