Thursday, June 01, 2006
Oy! What a day!
Ok, so today has been super klutzy Fae day. Now, you must realize that normally I'm really not all that graceful. I have been known to be compared to an elephant, a herd of elephants and a bull in a chinashop. Not really fair comparisons as I am a tiny girl...but nonetheless it has happened. Today however It was almost like I was subconsciously trying to hurt myself in as many different and painful ways as possible and it started at about midnight wednesday.
I was on my way to bed and had to limp all the way upstairs to my room because my foot was sending up painwaves along my leg. It was interesting really, so I climbed up on my bed (yes climbed I'm short and my bed is high shush,) and I looked at the bottom of my foot, lo and behold a cut. I don't know how or when it happened. It pains me greatly. This I do know. so of course I take a picture of my foot as it is now, after I spent the day missing a chucnk of skin on my foot.

Also today while at work I was asked to do some shrink wrapping. Now normally I enjoy shrink wrapping as it means I get to not deal with customers. But of course today as I go to turn on the blower part of the machine the hot metal touches my forearm. I didn't even yelp. I wanted to, but I didn't you should be proud. I walked out and picked up the first aid kit, sat it on the counter and my co-worker just looks over a tme and quirks his head. "What now? Another band-aid?" You'd think I hurt myself a lot or something. I grabbed the polysporin and dabbed some on and grinned at him, "I burned myself" "What? Is it bad?" I refused to show him at first because I thought it hurt quite a bit, still does really, and I knew he would think I was being a pussy. Eventually he saw it and I get "That's it?" As a response. *Shaking my head,* this boy doesn't realize what I go through.
And of course I take a picture of this as well,

It doesn't look bad but it still hurts. Not even ten minutes after burning myself I go to take a step and almost trip over my own feet, at this point I think I'm trying to kill myself but I catch myself on the counter and manage to get away with a pulled stomach muscle. Don't even ask how that happened.
So recounted the other various hurts I have, puncture wounds on my right arm from the new kittens Mum and I got, scratches on my thighs from said kittens, bite marks from said kittens. Various bruises from walking into the coffee table and other articles of furniture. Bad burn lines from the halter top I was wearing to garden yesterday and my hamstrings still hurt from all the squats I did the other day at the gym.
I think I need help.
Fae
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